Number 1: $68.5 billion dollars
2. Trust me, You traded down.
Mackenzie Bezos is a fucking queen who has stood by you for 25 years, and im not going to compare two women because thats an absurd thing to do, but finding anybody that is willing to stick by you for 25 years is a feat in and of itself and when you’re the richest man in the world, you can’t just throw that type of relationship away.
3- Have some foresight
Get a prenup Jeff Bezos you fucking idiot.
4)Guess who’s back?
Think about what this type of fracture does to wealth of this magnitude. Jeff Bezos went from being the wealthiest person in the world to like… the 6th or 7th. Bill and Melinda Gates are cheesin right now believe me.
#5.68.5 BILLION DOLLARS
With that said, shout out Mackenzie Bezos, an SF Wordsmith in her own right who just became the richest woman in the world. Ain’t no one mad except Jeff. Get your money.
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